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Funny starting quotes are the perfect way to kick off your day with a smile πŸ˜„βœ¨ Whether you need a little motivation or just a chuckle to break the ice, these witty gems bring laughter and good vibes right from the first word πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ Ready to brighten your mood and spark some joy? Let’s dive into some hilarious beginnings that make every moment lighter and way more fun! πŸš€πŸ˜œ

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Starting a new life today, bye.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are β€œI haven’t started either.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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