24 Funny starting quotes

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  1 month ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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  2 months ago

  amount, chore, funny observation, here, household, housemate, humor, i, laundry, live, living, living situation, met, mystery, observation, people, situation, starting, think, wash, washing, week

• Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, budgeting, clean, clean slate, empty, finance, humor, money, month, new, new month, nice, slate, starting

• Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, club, homebody, house, humor, introvert, joke, laziness, leave, meeting, meetings, people, social, social anxiety, starting, thinking

• My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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  2 months ago

  communication, conversation, conversations, even, habit, listening, me, relationship, saying, starting, weird, wife

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

• I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  discipline, humor, i, motivation, need, procrastinate, procrastination, self-control, starting, stop, tomorrow

• As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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  2 months ago

  comfort, ever, hear, humor, i, most, motivation, procrastination, starting, student, words

• Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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  2 months ago

  communication, DM, DMs, dominance, finds, hope, humor, i, interaction, message, online, private, sarcasm, social, social interaction, starting, texting, well

• Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, challenge, day, early, fitness, great, humor, humor in fitness, morning, morning routine, morning run, motivation, positive, positive attitude, routine, run, start, start of day, starting, sure, worse

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