54 Funny true quotes

• Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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  1 hour ago

  challenge, couple, driving, humor, parallel, parallel parking, parking, relationship, relationships, stress, test, tested, true, where

• The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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  6 hours ago

  cringe, Facebook, genre, horror, humor, media, nostalgia, old, old post, post, social, social media, status, true

• A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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  7 hours ago

  bed, cozy, cozy night, entertainment, evening, Friday, Friday evening, girl, love, love story, night, relaxation, series, sery, story, true, TV, TV sery

• My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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  19 hours ago

  answer, arguing, argument, asking, conservative, favorite, genre, give, grok, guy, humor, likes, question, true, tweet

• True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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  1 day ago

  humor, irony, lifelong, peace, possibility, romantic, solitude, true

• Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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  1 day ago

  color, colors, dating, here, honesty, honeymoon, honeymoon phase, humor, me, only, phase, relationship, sarcasm, show, true, true color

• Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

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  6 days ago

  closer, coming, culture, day, dystopia, every, future, humor, Idiocracy, pop, pop culture, prediction, satire, society, true

• Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, confusion, everyone, good, horse, horses, humor, idea, keep, lot, nodding, sense, telling, true, year

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  1 month ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, attitude, being, called, care, cool, cooler, geezer, humor, less, only, paradox, self-acceptance, true

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