27 Funny true quotes

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Don't listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn't washed. It's just not true.

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My life is based on a true story.

My life is based on a true story.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Starting my period on election day because I'm a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025