47 Funny true quotes — Wordgag ツ

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

2 months ago2 months ago

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

2 months ago2 months ago

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

2 months ago2 months ago

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

2 months ago2 months ago

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

2 months ago2 months ago

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

3 months ago3 months ago

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

3 months ago3 months ago

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

3 months ago3 months ago

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

3 months ago3 months ago

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

3 months ago3 months ago

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

4 months ago4 months ago

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

5 months ago5 months ago

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

5 months ago5 months ago

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

5 months ago5 months ago

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

5 months ago5 months ago

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

6 months ago6 months ago

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Mar 18, 2025