39 Funny true quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Grok's trying to get booked for a boy band reunion! 🎤🕺😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

  Commentary:
  So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

  Commentary:
  Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

  Commentary:
  "Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

  Commentary:
  "When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃‍♂️💥😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

  Commentary:
  "Taking notes for my 'how not to plan a weekend' guide! 🍿🕵️‍♂️🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

  Commentary:
  Centuries of drama, betrayal, and power moves — like Game of Thrones but with incense 💨👑📖

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  2 months ago

  Share →: One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred burner hierarchy — where every adult secretly has a favored flame and no one dares admit it! 🔥🍳 It’s the unsung hero of our kitchens, quietly stealing the spotlight during dinner prep. Guess what? Your favorite burner is probably just as unique as your weirdest quirks. Keep it on the down-low, but don’t be surprised if it’s the one tucked right next to your coffee mug! ☕😉

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