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59 Funny walk quotes

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

2 weeks ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

2 weeks ago

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

3 weeks ago

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

1 month ago

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

1 month ago

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

1 month ago

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

1 month ago

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

1 month ago

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

2 months ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

3 months ago

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

3 months ago

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

3 months ago

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

3 months ago

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

3 months ago

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

3 months ago

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

3 months ago

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

3 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

3 months ago

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

3 months ago

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

3 months ago

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

3 months ago

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

3 months ago

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

3 months ago

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

3 months ago

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

3 months ago

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

3 months ago

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

3 months ago

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

3 months ago