Funny quotes walk

57 Funny walk quotes

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025