70 Funny walk quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.
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  2 days ago

  View →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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  1 month ago

  View →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!
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  3 months ago

  View →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)
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  4 months ago

  View →: No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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