116 Funny walk quotes

• If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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  5 hours ago

  2, AirPods, am, every, exist, humor, i, late, late night, listen, men, music, night, relaxation, simply, solitude, walk

• Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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  6 hours ago

  casual, casual research, humor, me, research, revelation, source, walk

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  8 hours ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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  15 hours ago

  attitude, furniture, humor, i, ignore, mean, mean person, past, people, person, right, walk

• My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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  16 hours ago

  frustration, health, humor, i, live, living, living situation, mental, mental health, self-deprecation, situation, walk, walks, worse

• Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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  17 hours ago

  awesome, cat, cracking, dude, getting, getting stoned, guy, humor, i, just, laughing, love, pet, stoned, walk

• I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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  18 hours ago

  age, getting, getting lost, humor, i, joke, lane, lost, memory, nostalgia, old, old age, take, walk, walking

• What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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  22 hours ago

  better, confidence, else, everyone, full, humor, insecure, insecurity, paradox, people, personality, personality trait, room, same, self-esteem, situation, social, social situation, super, think, time, trait, walk

• Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

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  5 days ago

  art, artist, early, early work, humor, i, joke, me, painting, past, Rothko, saying, walk, work

• Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.

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  1 week ago

  break, coding, debugging, effective, humor, most, problem, problem-solving, productivity, programming, solving, taking, tool, walk, walking

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