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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.
Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.
People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!
If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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2 days ago
Share →: Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Commentary:
"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶‍♂️"
3 days ago
Share →: Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Commentary:
"Swipe left for my dignity, swipe right for my sanity! 😂📱💔"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"
3 weeks ago
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Commentary:
"When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"
1 month ago
Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Commentary:
"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"
1 month ago
Share →: I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Commentary:
"At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙‍♂️🔥💍😂"
2 months ago
Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"
2 months ago
Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Commentary:
"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
2 months ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Commentary:
"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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