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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Funny walk quotes celebrate the hilarity that can happen when something as simple as walking turns into an unexpected adventure! 😂🚶 Whether it’s tripping over nothing, dramatically storming off and realizing you forgot your keys, or pretending your walk to the fridge counts as cardio, these quotes remind us that even walking can be full of laughs. Because one small step for man… can be one giant leap into comedy! 😆👣🧭

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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