170 Funny bad quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

  Commentary:
  "Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

  Commentary:
  "With you, I'm HTTPS-ecure; without you, I'm HTTP-roblematical! 😂🔐📶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

  Commentary:
  "Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

  Commentary:
  “When ‘not looking bad’ is the new ‘you’re stunning’—setting the bar just low enough to trip over! 😂🤷‍♂️ #TrueRomance #StandardsTooHigh”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

  Commentary:
  "Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷‍♂️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

  Commentary:
  "Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"

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