90 Funny break quotes

• Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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  2 months ago

  affection, bonding, break, children, family, hug, humor, parenting, things, time

• I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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  2 months ago

  ad, ad break, adrenaline, away, back, break, call, childhood, excitement, feel, furniture, high, high stakes, i, kids, know, Netflix, never, nostalgia, over, racing, running, screaming, send, sibling, sorry, stakes, time, TV

• Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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  2 months ago

  being, break, culture, employees, help, humor, meetings, productive, productivity, take, wonderful, work, work culture, workplace

• I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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  2 months ago

  break, death, fear, game, humor, i, never, streak, terrified, used, winning, Wordle, worry

• Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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  2 months ago

  break, death, going, gravestone, guys, humor, inscription, irony, little, media, social, social media

• Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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  2 months ago

  around, bed, break, daydreaming, humor, locket, longing, lunch, lunch break, neck, picture, procrastination, staring

• There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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  3 months ago

  break, day, hang, humor, Monday, pause, second, should, Sunday, time, weekend

• I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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  3 months ago

  alone, box, break, break room, donut, donuts, food, humor, i, indulgence, person, room, temptation, workplace

• I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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  3 months ago

  break, break in, going, house, humor, little, microwave, plate, steal, theft, thing, wheels

• If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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  3 months ago

  break, buy, hitman, house, humor, joke, lifetime, manufacturer, repair, send, something, warranty

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