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26 Funny middle quotes

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
It's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
It's pretty apt that the 'i' is in the middle of 'hurricane'.

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
How to write complaints: "Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger."

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025