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  • The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

    Commentary:
    “When you hear the full name, run for cover! 😂👟👶 #MiddleNameAlert #UhOh”

  • If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

    Commentary:
    “🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺”

  • I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

    Commentary:
    “Here’s to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌”

  • King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!” 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

  • Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

    Commentary:
    “Your nose is truly the ‘scenter’ of attention on your face! 👃🌸 It’s where all the sweet smells and sneezes come together in perfect harmony. Just be careful not to follow it too closely or you might end up like Pinocchio! 🤥😂”

  • I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, ‘Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!’ 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems”

  • The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

    Commentary:
    Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you’re “John Michael” and the next you’re “John Christopher” – that means you’re in BIG trouble! 😂 It’s like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries

  • A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing says ‘classy clapback’ quite like a well-manicured middle finger! 💅🖕 Keep your nails sharp and your insults sharper, darling! 😏”

  • It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

    Commentary:
    “Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂”

  • Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅‍♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁‍♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅

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