66 Funny place quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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  Commentary:
  "That place is so exclusive, even its own crowd can't get in! 🎟️🚪😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love my bed so much, what a place.

  Commentary:
  "When your bed feels more committed to you than any relationship ever has! 😂🛌❤️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺

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  3 months ago

  Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cat chat-up line! 😺 Who knew exchanging meows could be the key to someone's heart? 🐾 Just make sure you both agree on the purr-fect time for some serious meow-sic and cuddles! 🎵😺 #PurrfectPickupLines"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

  Commentary:
  "Turning off the news to live in blissful ignorance… 🙈🌍 Or as I like to call it, 'head in the sand' chic! Who needs reality when you can have your own curated version of it, right? 😂📺 #IgnoranceIsBliss"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew reaching Cloud 9 came with a 'mind the gap' warning? 🌥️😂 Better pack a parachute for that high-flying descent down to reality!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical powers of the bed! It's like a memory-refreshing time machine 🛌✨ Who knew procrastination could be so cozy and comfortable? Now, if only it could magically finish all those forgotten tasks too! 💤🪄 #BedMagic"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a night out when you can have a thrilling adventure at the grocery store 🛒, the post office 📬, and the DMV 🚗? Life's a party, just with more paperwork and fewer cocktails! 🎉📝🥂"

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