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  5 months ago

  View →: “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.
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  5 months ago

  View →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
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  5 months ago

  View →: To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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