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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.
I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.
One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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5 months ago
Share →: Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Commentary:
Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷‍♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife
5 months ago
Share →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

Commentary:
"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"
5 months ago
Share →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Commentary:
"Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
5 months ago
Share →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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🎅🏼🎁 Looks like my kids have mistaken me for Santa 🤶🏼💰 Who knew fulfilling their Christmas wishes came with such a hefty price tag! 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingPerks
5 months ago
Share →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶‍♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Commentary:
"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁‍♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
5 months ago
Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"