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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

3 months ago

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

3 months ago

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

3 months ago

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

3 months ago

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

3 months ago

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

3 months ago

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

3 months ago

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

3 months ago

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

3 months ago