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- Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
- My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.
- Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.
- Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
- I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.
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🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"
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- Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.
- I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.
- I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
- As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
- Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.
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