Funny quotes saying

69 Funny saying quotes

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

4 days ago

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

2 weeks ago

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

1 month ago

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

1 month ago

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

2 months ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

3 months ago

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

3 months ago

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

3 months ago

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

3 months ago

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

3 months ago

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

3 months ago

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

3 months ago

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

3 months ago

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

3 months ago

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

3 months ago

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

3 months ago

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

3 months ago

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

3 months ago

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

3 months ago

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

3 months ago

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

3 months ago

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

3 months ago

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

3 months ago

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

3 months ago

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

3 months ago

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

3 months ago

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

3 months ago