Funny 5 quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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  Commentary:
  "When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

  Commentary:
  “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"

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