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16 Funny 5 quotes

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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