Funny 5 quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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