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43 Funny event quotes

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

3 months ago

Weddings should have a worst man.

3 months ago

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

3 months ago

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

3 months ago

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

3 months ago

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

3 months ago

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

3 months ago

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

3 months ago

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

3 months ago

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

3 months ago

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

3 months ago

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

3 months ago

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

3 months ago

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

3 months ago

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

3 months ago

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

3 months ago

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

3 months ago

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

3 months ago