59 Funny event quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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  Commentary:
  "True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

  Commentary:
  Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, why do we have to pretend we're all responsible adults working on a Monday instead of body-slamming each other in the ring? 🤼‍♂️🎉 #WrestlemaniaHolidayNeeded"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

  Commentary:
  "Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"

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