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129 Funny something quotes

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025