254 Funny something quotes

• When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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  2 hours ago

  communication, expectations, forget, humor, i, kids, minute, parenting, procrastination, saying, something, tell

• Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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  2 hours ago

  adulting, always, challenges, humor, life, reality, responsibility, something, words

• A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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  15 hours ago

  adulting, always, anticipation, big, cheat, cheat code, code, forward, matter, motivation, outlook, positivity, small, something

• I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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  16 hours ago

  brave, bravery, choice, different, food, food choice, humor, kind, menu, order, restaurant, something

• I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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  17 hours ago

  again, argue, argument, better, comeback, conversation, debate, forget, got, hate, humor, i, material, say, something

• People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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  17 hours ago

  ask, class, eyes, humor, insane, money, people, privilege, question, ski, social, social class, something

• I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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  17 hours ago

  ancestry, family, flaw, genetics, humor, i, inheritance, line, people, quirk, something, wrong

• I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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  19 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, destruction, emotion, feel, humor, i, just, life, marine, marine life, need, orca, ruin, sarcasm, something, sometimes, yacht

• Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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  20 hours ago

  anytime, frustration, gap, generational, generational gap, grasp, i, learning, new, new things, parent, parents, something, technology, things, used, why, wonder

• The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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  22 hours ago

  absence, comfort, comfortable, habit, loneliness, longer, people, relationship, something, too

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