153 Funny something quotes

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  9 hours ago

  View →: Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.
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  21 hours ago

  View →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
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  3 days ago

  View →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.
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  1 month ago

  View →: My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.
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  1 month ago

  View →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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