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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

β€œI’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

β€œA healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sick of living through history!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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