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Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Going viral on Telegram:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Just shared via Slack:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Just landed via Twitch:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Going viral on YouTube:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Just shared via Discord:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Trending via WeChat:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Just landed via X:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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Funny through quotes brings a burst of laughter and good vibes to your day! 😂✨ Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever way to brighten up a chat, these witty gems deliver endless smiles 😄💬. Ready to share some hilarious wisdom and spread joy? Let’s dive into a world where words tickle your funny bone and keep the giggles coming! 🎉🤪

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3 days ago
Share →: Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Commentary:
"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
4 days ago
Share →: Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Commentary:
Looks like caffeine has met its match—initiating survival cardio mode! ☕️🏃‍♂️💀
6 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Commentary:
My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅
7 days ago
Share →: I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Commentary:
Plot twist: I’m more like a wildflower in need of caffeine, sprouting through the cracks of my messy living room. 🌼☕️🛋️
2 weeks ago
Share →: I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Commentary:
"Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃‍♂️💭"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m sick of living through history!

Commentary:
"Same here! Can we just skip to the part where we win a lifetime supply of vacation days? 😅🏖️📜"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Commentary:
"Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
1 month ago
Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Commentary:
"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"
1 month ago
Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Spotted on Slack:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Just landed via Facebook:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Spotted on Messenger:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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