51 Funny through quotes

• If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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  2 weeks ago

  feel, feeling, feeling unwell, going, humor, indifference, just, love, man, remember, something, through, time, tough, tough love, tough time, unwell, well

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  2 weeks ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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  3 weeks ago

  common, death, definition, die, disappointed, disappointment, history, humor, i, just, language, misunderstanding, search, search history, sure, through, using, word, words

• It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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  3 weeks ago

  civilization, collapse, coping, humor, irony, life, modern, modern life, phrase, resilience, sarcasm, slang, through

• “You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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  4 weeks ago

  comparison, DM, DMs, humor, i, introduction, jealousy, media, music, presence, relationship, same, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, through, wrapped

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  2 months ago

  another, control, daily, daily struggle, day, emotional, emotional control, feelings, felony, here, horn, humor, i, own, self-praise, struggle, through, turning

• The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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  2 months ago

  best, humor, mindset, Monday, motivation, pretend, procrastination, through, Tuesday, workweek

• Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily struggle, encouragement, give, humor, just, making, making it through, me, motivation, participation, participation trophy, perseverance, please, request, someone, struggle, through, today, trophy

• It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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  2 months ago

  animal, camel, Carl, desert, horse, humor, i, name, rental, return, return trip, through, travel, trip, true

• Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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  2 months ago

  around, comfort, comfortable, humor, just, learned, man, phone, psychology, relationship, sleep, through, trust, wants

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