16 Funny through quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

  Commentary:
  "Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

  Commentary:
  "Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

  Commentary:
  "Certified in teenage hieroglyphics since '98! ✍️😂 #SignatureSaga"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

  Commentary:
  "When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I'm on the 'something' rollercoaster and forgot to get off! 🎢😅 What's next, a loop-de-loop?"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"

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