59 Funny through quotes

• WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

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  6 days ago

  duration, fast, happen, humor, last, life, rest, sleep, through, war, WW3

• I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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  6 days ago

  bedrotting, born, day, generation, humor, i, laziness, life, love, media, modern, modern life, right, scrolling, social, social media, through, Twitter

• Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, age, attention, balance, consumer, demographic, digital, digital age, flow, humor, let, marketing, pay, personalized, personalized ad, soul, spirituality, through, touch

• Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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  6 days ago

  art, craft, creativity, domestication, humor, pottery, rock, rocks, through

• Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

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  6 days ago

  current, current event, event, humor, irony, life, living, modern, modern life, phrase, phrase play, play, precedented, precedented time, through, time, times

• Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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  6 days ago

  distraction, etiquette, humor, invent, invention, movie, needs, phone, roof, seat, someone, take, technology, theater, theater seat, through

• Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

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  6 days ago

  beautiful, blood, blood cell, body, car, cell, feel, humor, road, road trip, sick, through, travel, trip, us

• Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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  6 days ago

  app, boyfriend, calculator, calculator app, doing, equation, girlfriend, humor, jealousy, relationship, relationship humor, through, toxic, toxic girlfriend, why

• If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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  6 days ago

  feel, feeling, feeling unwell, going, humor, indifference, just, love, man, remember, something, through, time, tough, tough love, tough time, unwell, well

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  6 days ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

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