45 Funny except quotes

• Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, app, Duolingo, education, everything, except, humor, language, language app, language learning, learning, teach

• I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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  4 weeks ago

  8, absolutely, anything, bed, bedtime, before, except, exhaustion, going, hours, humor, i, irony, joke, need, procrastination, sleep, tiredness, wake

• I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, anything, communication, except, excuse, friends, friendship, honesty, humor, i, just, know, loyalty, message, need, procrastination, reply, texting

• Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

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  1 month ago

  everything, except, holiday, humor, power, satire, sex, Thanksgiving

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  2 months ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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  2 months ago

  alone, care, everyone, except, extra, humor, just, leave, lesson, life, life lesson, loneliness, matters, nothing, problem, relationship, self-care, selfishness, solitude, special, take, yourself

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 months ago

  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

• The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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  2 months ago

  after, alley, back, bowling, bowling alley, bumper, embarrassment, except, game, humor, i, knock, me, pin, shame, sit, walk, walk of shame, walking, zero, zero pin

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

• It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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  2 months ago

  better, casual, casual tone, else, except, growth, humor, improvement, lol, motivation, nothing, personal, personal growth, self, self-improvement, tone, version, yourself

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