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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡
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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.
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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.
“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.
All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.
I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.
