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  • I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

    Commentary:
    “Story of my life: Professional insomniac by night, narcoleptic by day! 😴🦉😂”

  • I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

    Commentary:
    “Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂”

  • Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let’s hope coffee can fix what sleep didn’t! 😂💤”

  • I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

    Commentary:
    Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn’t involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who’s got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of “Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir.”

  • Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning to everyone except the ones still searching for their Roommate of the Year award 🤷‍♂️📚 Hope they stumble upon some good vibes today! 😂”

  • Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers’ approval to shine! 💁‍♂️💫”

  • I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

    Commentary:
    “Living that ‘private person by day, public oversharing by night’ lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁‍♂️💬 #KeepingItReal”

  • Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

    Commentary:
    Ah, Netflix: the land of endless browsing and eternal frustration 😂🎬 It’s like a treasure hunt, except the treasure you’re seeking always seems to be just out of reach! Just one more scroll through the library… and nope, still not there! Who knew finding a movie could be such an adventure in itself? 🧐🔍

  • Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist”

  • I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

    Commentary:
    “Well, at least this person has mastered one specific assumption 🤷‍♂️ Seems like the fetal position is their go-to move for any situation – who needs assumptions when you can just curl up into a ball and hope for the best? 🤣 #FetalPositionIsLife”

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