20 Funny except quotes

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I'm a private person except for when I'm publicly trauma dumping on social media.

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love being wrong, it's just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025