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6 months ago
Share →: As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Commentary:
"Who knew that even sandwiches have health-conscious destinations?! 🥪🏥 Well, if it works for sick deli delights, it must be a miracle worker for us mere humans too! 🤣 #SandwichRehab"
6 months ago
Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
6 months ago
Share →: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble water tower – the silent overlord of town nomenclature! 🏰💧 It's like they're just daring you to forget their existence by plastering the town's name in giant letters, towering above all else. 😄 Next time you drive through a small town, remember to give a nod to the unsung hero, the water tower, without whom the town would just be… well, unnamed! 🚗🌆"
6 months ago
Share →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
6 months ago
Share →: The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Commentary:
Isn't the car just a gasoline-drinking gasshole with wheels? 🚗⛽️ Fill 'er up, oh mighty gasshole! Maybe we should start calling gas stations "gasshole watering holes." 😂

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the opening where you pour gas into a car is actually called the fuel filler neck? 🚗⛽️
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"
6 months ago
Share →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Commentary:
Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
6 months ago
Share →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"
6 months ago
Share →: This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean the world-renowned Museum of Temporary Cleanliness? 😂 Don't worry, you'll catch the next exhibit titled 'The Great Clutter Comeback.' 🏛️🧹"
6 months ago
Share →: Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Commentary:
"Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"