66 Funny hours quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

  Commentary:
  "Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just give me a day and I'll start picking out curtains! 😂🏠✈️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes… the art of sleep-thinking! Who needs REM when you can have REMiniscing? 🛌🤔💭😴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

  Commentary:
  "Unless you're aiming for a new personal best in the 'Decathlon of Smells'! 😅🏃‍♂️💨"#KeepYourArmsAtEase

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

  Commentary:
  "3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

  Commentary:
  When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?

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