118 Funny hours quotes

• Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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  5 days ago

  48, day, hours, humor, i, Monday, need, preparation, procrastination, ready, should, Sunday, time, weekend

• Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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  5 days ago

  avoiding, being, canceling, hours, humor, management, means, plan, plans, procrastination, spending, time, time management, writer, writing

• People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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  5 days ago

  6, daily, daily routine, day, entertainment, every, habit, hours, humor, irony, movie, people, phone, phones, routine, screen, screen time, scroll, time, watch, watching, watching habit, wonder

• It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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  5 days ago

  5, 8, alcohol, beer, beers, comparison, day, drinking, drinking water, fat, Funny, funny comparison, hours, humor, impossible, impossible task, kid, seems, seesaw, shot, shots, task, water

• I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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  5 days ago

  everyone, exhaustion, hours, humor, i, just, kid, kids, know, last, night, parent, rest, sleep, wanted

• Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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  5 days ago

  another, communication, digital, digital life, entertainment, extend, hours, humor, Instagram, intended, let, life, media, message, notification, online, online communication, run, should, social, social media, story, Target, visibility

• They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

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  5 days ago

  Christmas, deadline, excuse, game, gift, gifts, holiday, hours, humor, Japan, late, list, locked, nice, nice list, procrastination, Santa, say, still, want, whatever

• You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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  5 days ago

  8, business, create, deadline, hours, humor, productivity, shareholder, time, value, work

• Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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  6 days ago

  boredom, Christmas, Christmas morning, cop, cops, enforcement, excited, family, gun, hell, highway, holiday, hours, humor, ignore, law, law enforcement, morning, radar, radar gun, sit, traffic, wake

• “Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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  6 days ago

  20, frustration, full-time, got, hours, humor, man, management, max, ridiculous, should, stuff, time, time management, work, work hours, workload

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