Funny quotes hours

56 Funny hours quotes

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

2 weeks ago

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

1 month ago

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

3 months ago

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

3 months ago

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

3 months ago

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

3 months ago

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

3 months ago

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

3 months ago

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

3 months ago

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

3 months ago

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

3 months ago

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

3 months ago

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

3 months ago

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

3 months ago

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

3 months ago

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

3 months ago

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

3 months ago

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

3 months ago

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

3 months ago