24 Funny normal quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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  Commentary:
  "Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic remix inception! 🔄🎶 It seems this remix went full circle and ended up right where it started. Imagine the confusion of the DJs spinning this one at the club! 😄🎧 #RemixFail

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Kanye's definition of 'normal' might just break the internet… 🤯💻 #KanyeGoneMild"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where we could just give people a gentle tap on the head to determine their ripeness! 🍉😂 Who knew watermelons had it all figured out while we're still dealing with personality tests?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤔 Maybe a customer service center with a magical hotline that actually transports you to a stress-free, problem-solving wonderland instead of making you listen to elevator music for hours on end. 🧚‍♂️✨ Let's hope the "higher than normal call volume" excuse becomes a thing of the past! 📞🙅‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"

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