32 Funny normal quotes — Wordgag ツ

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

1 month ago1 month ago

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

1 month ago1 month ago

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

2 months ago2 months ago

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

2 months ago2 months ago

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

2 months ago2 months ago

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

2 months ago2 months ago

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

2 months ago2 months ago

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

3 months ago3 months ago

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

3 months ago3 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

4 months ago

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

5 months ago5 months ago

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

6 months ago

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Jan 29, 2025

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Jan 27, 2025

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Jan 27, 2025

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Jan 26, 2025

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Jan 26, 2025

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Jan 26, 2025