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21 Funny normal quotes

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Why can't people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
They should invent a customer service center that isn't "currently experiencing higher than normal call volume".

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
There's only one way we'll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that's if we pick them by random lottery.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025