35 Funny normal quotes

• Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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  1 week ago

  after, AI, AI bubble, back, bubble, disappeared, dot-com, dot-com bubble, humor, internet, joke, just, normal, pop, sarcasm, technology, wait

• Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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  4 weeks ago

  accident, accidentally, asked, cafe, humor, i, interaction, leftist, milk, normal, said, social, social interaction, speech, wanted

• I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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  1 month ago

  bedtime, before, day, even, every, hope, human, humans, humor, i, insomnia, management, midnight, normal, normal human, procrastination, sleep, time, time management, today, tomorrow, yesterday

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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  2 months ago

  balance, being, conversation, crazy, dynamic, female, female friendship, friendship, friendship dynamic, humor, insane, insanity, later, minutes, normal, personality, relationship, taking, thirty, trade, turn-taking

• I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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  2 months ago

  bar, drink, house, humor, i, just, music, normal, own, people, relaxation, solitude, volume, want, where

• Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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  2 months ago

  amount, before, breakup, dating, evil, evil ex, ex, experience, humor, love, meet, need, normal, normal ex, offer, relationship, right, serious, situationship, spouse, three, truly

• Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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  2 months ago

  boredom, first job, humor, job, lack, lack of task, normal, nothing, office, office work, task, work, working, workplace, workplace humor

• I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, internet, love, microwave, normal, personality, quirky, raised, social, technology, unfortunately, upbringing

• Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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  2 months ago

  act, apology, awkwardness, backfire, day, hard, humor, i, mishap, normal, self-awareness, social, social mishap, sorry, trying, trying to act normal, weird

• That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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  2 months ago

  act, act normal, anxiety, awkward, awkward moment, buying, funny situation, innocence, leave, moment, normal, situation, social, social anxiety, store, think

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