1112 Funny people quotes

• Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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  3 weeks ago

  algorithm, attractive, attractive person, humor, media, most, only, people, person, post, show, social, social media, successful, successful person, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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  3 weeks ago

  airport, anxiety, before, humor, introvert, invent, invention, people, public, second, should, social, social anxiety, travel

• It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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  3 weeks ago

  eating, expand, food, friendship, fun, humor, important, life, people, relationship, sharing, snack, social, social life, taste

• I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, ask, communication, function, hate, humor, i, interaction, introvert, me, much, others, people, personality, quiet, rude, rudeness, social, social interaction, talk, talking, why

• I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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  3 weeks ago

  argument, arguments, change, change mind, communication, correct, data, debate, fact, facts, i, illness, logic, me, mental, mental illness, mind, minds, people, persuasion, present, think

• I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, boss, conversation, employee, everyone, hire, hiring, humor, i, insult, joke, knows, me, people, remember, stupid, stupidity, told, work

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, AI bot, alive, bot, bots, country, drinking, drinking water, dumbest, entertain, entertainment, high-speed, high-speed rail, humor, infrastructure, people, porn, rail, satire, steal, technology, theft, water, water theft

• I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, deal, dealing, dealing with people, everything, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, frustration, humor, i, ID, marketplace, media, online, online marketplace, own, people, selling, selling online, social, social media, throw, trash, try

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  3 weeks ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  attention, childhood, communication, ever, humor, i, little, me, people, speak, speech, wanted, watch

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