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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

4 weeks ago

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

4 weeks ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

1 month ago

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

2 months ago

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

2 months ago

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

2 months ago

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

2 months ago

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

3 months ago

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

3 months ago

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

3 months ago

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

3 months ago

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

3 months ago

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

3 months ago

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

3 months ago

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

3 months ago

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

3 months ago

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

3 months ago