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Icarus loved hot wings.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Just landed via Instagram:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Making waves on YouTube:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Funny run quotes are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your daily jog 🏃‍♀️😂 Whether you’re sprinting through the park or just trying to make it to the end of the block, these witty words keep your spirits high and your feet moving 🚀 From clever puns to laugh-out-loud observations, get ready to chuckle your way to the finish line! 🏅🤣

New funny run quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃‍♂️😂
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
1 week ago
Share →: Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃‍♂️🥞😅"
1 week ago
Share →: The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Commentary:
"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
1 week ago
Share →: I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Commentary:
"Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃‍♂️💭"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Commentary:
"Guess we'll have to rely on CGI for realistic running scenes after Cruise hangs up his sneakers! 🏃‍♂️💨🎬"
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Commentary:
"When I retire, my biggest campaign promise is to never set an alarm clock again! 🕰️😴 #VoteForSleep"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Commentary:
"When the doc hits you with the 'OMg' moment! 😂✨ #MagnesiumDrama #PunnyProblems"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Commentary:
"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Commentary:
"Brace yourself! 😅 My PowerPoint game is stronger than your Wi-Fi connection! 📊🚀 #NerdAlert"

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Breaking via Slack:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Making waves on YouTube:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Just landed via TikTok:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Breaking via Messenger:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Live now on Facebook:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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