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Funny run quotes are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your daily jog πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re sprinting through the park or just trying to make it to the end of the block, these witty words keep your spirits high and your feet moving πŸš€ From clever puns to laugh-out-loud observations, get ready to chuckle your way to the finish line! πŸ…πŸ€£

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Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œI’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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