80 Funny run quotes

• Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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  21 minutes ago

  activity, busy, club, degree, doing, engaged, everyone, Japan, master’s degree, Masters, run, run club, travel

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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  4 hours ago

  celebrity, comparison, culture, humor, influencer, Instagram, internet, internet culture, media, platform, platform comparison, run, social, social media, street, streets, Twitter

• I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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  5 hours ago

  exercise, going, here, humor, i, just, mouth, procrastination, run, running, talking

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  7 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

• The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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  8 hours ago

  back, confidence, empowerment, flex, humor, independence, real, relationship, run, woman

• Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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  20 hours ago

  communication, decade, decades, exhaustion, humor, i, run, say, speech, things, time, well

• People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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  21 hours ago

  circus, join, never, people, run

• Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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  3 weeks ago

  afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water

• Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, communication, digital, digital life, entertainment, extend, hours, humor, Instagram, intended, let, life, media, message, notification, online, online communication, run, should, social, social media, story, Target, visibility

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  1 month ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

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