118 Funny start quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and the siren call of Netflix 😆🎉 Here's to a year of well-intentioned procrastination and perfectly timed productivity! Just remember, tomorrow is always a day away… #NewYearsResolution #ProcrastinationStation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball 🔮 when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race 🏃‍♂️. Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine 🍷… or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life's a rollercoaster 🎢 and sometimes you're the one screaming in the front seat! 💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

  Commentary:
  🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

  Commentary:
  "Starting a business is easy, they said. It'll be a piece of cake, they said. 🍰 But don't worry, you got this! Just remember to mind your own business…literally! 😜💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

  Commentary:
  "Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the 'worst-case scenario' game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Better watch out! Flirting with this snack enthusiast might just lead to a snackapocalypse at your doorstep 🍪🍿🥨 #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

  Commentary:
  Better get in tune and march to the beat of my accordion emoji! 🎶 Time to shape up or face the music! 🎭 #AccordionEmojiDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, but compliments are forever! 🎉 Embrace the aging process, just make sure to add some extra years for those sweet, sweet 'you look amazing' comments! 😉👵 #ForeverYoung"

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