3508 Funny i quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁‍♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

  Commentary:
  "Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

  Commentary:
  "Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! 🎂🎉 I’m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! 😅💌"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷‍♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

  Commentary:
  "Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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