4412 Funny i quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

  Commentary:
  Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪

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  5 days ago

  Share →: In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

  Commentary:
  Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

  Commentary:
  Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! 📱😂💆‍♀️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

  Commentary:
  Karma must be hitting the gym, lifting some iron 🤔💪😄

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

  Commentary:
  Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

  Commentary:
  Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some people took "no dumb questions" as an Olympic sport! 🏅🤔😅

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, turn up the heat and let the algorithm serve the lemonade! 🔥😎📱

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

  Commentary:
  "Unleashing my brainwaves on the internet like a digital confetti cannon! 🎉🧠💥"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

  Commentary:
  Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄

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